I got derailed by a slide down the Breaking Bad rabbit hole. Now that I’m caught up I can get back to work on this piece, Yo.
“I am personally accountable for providing prompt, accurate, friendly, and cost-effective service to our customers”
That phrase, originally meant to be a reminder to some faceless phone bank worker while making and taking phone calls 8 hours a day, could also be interpreted as the phones motto. When plugged in, this phone will work as instructed. Dialing and ringing, over and over. No need for updates, apps or GPS coordinates. A simple cost-effective way to talk from point A to point B.
It has a real “ring-tone” to boot.